Caesar Tuna Burger

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Here is a quick, cheap Paleo/Whole30 compliant recipe.  I use this all the time when I’m ravenous and pressed for time.  It also stretches out one can of tuna to make four patties.  Talk about economical!

Ingredients:

Directions:

  1. In a small bowl, break tuna up with a fork until shredded.
  2. Add eggs, dressing, and coconut flour.
  3. Stir until well mixed.
  4. Form into four patties.  Cook in oil of choice on medium heat for about 5 minutes each side, or until lightly browned.

 

Chicken Caesar Wrap with Carrot Croutons

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I follow @inspiralized on Instagram.  She’s been making tons of wraps lately using Collard greens as the tortilla.  Genius!  Collard greens are big enough to make a decent sized wrap, and thick enough to stay together.  The filling possibilities are endless really, but here’s one I really like.  By the way, the carrot croutons are so good, they might not make it inside your wrap.  I ate them so fast I barely had enough to photograph.

Ingredients:

  • spiral cut or julienned zucchini
  • chicken breast
  • Caesar dressing
  • carrot ‘croutons’ (recipe below)
  • large collard green leaf

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Carrot ‘Croutons”

Ingredients:

  • 1 carrot (shredded with a peeler)
  • 2 Tbsp coconut oil
  • sea salt
  • garlic powder

Directions:

  1. Wash carrots and remove skin with a peeler.
  2. Shred the remainder of the carrots with the peeler.
  3. Pat carrots dry with a paper towel.
  4. Put coconut oil in a frying pan.  Heat on medium heat until melted.
  5. Add shredded carrots.
  6. Season with salt and garlic powder to taste.
  7. Cook until crispy and browned.  Watch them carefully, they go from nicely browned to seriously burnt in a matter of seconds.

Add all ingredients to the middle of the collard leaf.  Cut off stem.  Wrap tightly and secure with a toothpick if desired.  Enjoy!

Paleo Caesar Dressing

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All hail Caesar!  Or at least give him a nod of recognition for his delicious dressing.  Did you know the Caesar salad has nothing to do with dear old Julius?  Am I the only one who was a little fuzzy about the origin?  Apparently the creator was Caesar Cardini, an Italian immigrant living nowhere near the Roman empire.  The creation is not quite as epic as I assumed it would be.  Lucky for us, you can’t tell by the taste.

I am a dipper by nature.  If there is a food that traditionally comes with any sort of sauce, I would rather have said sauce than the actual food it smothers.  Sushi without soy sauce?  Unthinkable.  Ribs without BBQ sauce?  No thank you.  Don’t even get me started on Mexican food sans salsa.  Which brings me to this Paleo version of the afore mentioned Caesar dressing.  It’s Whole30 compliant as well, which will really dress up those veggies you’ll be eating by the truckload.  I make this at the beginning of the week when I’m doing my food prep, and use it all week long on just about everything.  Here are some uses I’ve really enjoyed:

Tuna Burgers

Salad (duh)

Raw or cooked zucchini noodles

Caesar chicken wraps

In/on Hamburgers

As a dip for virtually everything: sweet potato fries, raw veggies, breaded zucchini, plantain chips, my fingers…

You’ll be using a raw egg, so I would advise getting the freshest egg you can get.  Direct from the hen’s undercarriage would work nicely.  I was a little iffy about using raw eggs the first time I tried it. But I eat them almost every day in some form now, and I feel just great about it!  An immersion blender would also be very helpful.  If you don’t have one of these, make your life easier and purchase one.  Especially if you have a small kitchen.  The clean up is a breeze!  If you’re squeamish about using anchovies, being that they have spines and all, just close your eyes until it’s blended.  The taste is worth it, I promise!

Ingredients:

  • 4 anchovies
  • 1 raw egg
  • 3 cloves garlic
  • 2 Tbsp Dijon mustard
  • 2 Tbsp red wine vinegar
  • 1/2 lemon, juiced
  • 1/2 c olive oil
  • 1 tsp Cholulua

Directions:

  1. Place all ingredients except the oil in a wide mouth Mason jar or similar receptacle.  You want to have enough room for the ingredients to mix without spilling, and a wide enough opening to fit the immersion blender.
  2. Blend for 1-2 minutes or until smooth.
  3. Add olive oil.  Blend for another minute or so, or until all oil is incorporated into the mixture.

Enjoy your dressing.  Let me know what you use it for!

Skillet Apple Bake

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Phew!  What a week (or two).  The baby finally came, as much as I truly believed I would be the first woman to be diagnosed with permanent pregnancy.  I could see the headlines and everything.  Having a newborn in the house hasn’t left me a lot of time for cooking, blogging, sleeping…  And it’s really made me realize how much better I feel when I eat healthy foods.  We’ve felt so much support from family and friends through dinners and their general willingness to help.  It’s made me very grateful!  That being said, I’m really looking forward to getting back to my clean eating routine.  Especially with this strangely shaped post baby body.

I threw this together one morning before the wee one was born.  It’s so easy to prepare and really yummy.  You can almost convince yourself you’re eating an apple Danish.  Well, almost.  I guess it depends on how long it’s been since you’ve had a Danish!

Ingredients:

  • One thinly sliced apple (I used a Pink Lady, and left the skin on)
  • 2 Tbsp. Coconut Flour
  • 1 Tbsp. Hemp Seeds
  • 1 Tbsp Chia Seeds
  • 1/4 c. chopped Pecans
  • 2 tsp. Raw Organic Honey
  • 1 tsp. Cinnamon
  • Dash of Salt

Cover the bottom of your skillet with coconut oil.  Slice apple and spread in an even layer in the bottom of the skillet.  Mix coconut flour, seeds, pecans, cinnamon and salt in a small bowl.  Spread over the apple slices.  Pour honey evenly over the top.  Bake at 350 degrees for about 15 minutes.  Then, eat it!  You could eat this with yogurt or OOH! on top of pancakes.  I think I’ll try that next.