Plantain Bread with Raw Strawberry Rhubarb Jam

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Continuing on with my recent rhubarb prescription…

Today I adapted two recipes, and together they are super ultra delicious.  The plantain bread is an adaptation of zenbellyblog’s Plantain Tortillas.  I had ripe plantains, but wanted something fluffier than a tortilla.  I added a few more ingredients to make the finished product the consistency of corn bread.  The plantain makes this a little on the sweet side, so I whipped up something sour to go on top.  I’d been meaning to try Thankful Expressions’ Strawberry-Rhubarb Refrigerator Jam after a wild rhubarb search on Pinterest.  I added more rhubarb and strawberries, and swapped out the honey for dates.  The refrigerator jam is meant to set up overnight, which a patient person could definitely do.  I ate mine immediately, and see no reason to subject yourself to that amount of waiting.  Especially if you are hungry, and want your jam right this instant.

I think this might technically be SWYPO.  If you’re not familiar with Whole30, SWYPO (Sex With Your Pants On.  No, really.) is a term for making healthy dishes that mimic junk food.  The idea is that the healthy imitation isn’t as good as the real thing, so eventually you’ll just eat the real thing.  I decided to take it easy on myself though, and made it anyway.  Hey, someone has to look out for your best interest right?  And today my best interest was using up the rhubarb in my fridge, and eating something that tasted good when I ate it.  Easy decision as far as I’m concerned.

Bread Ingredients:

  • 1 ripe plantain
  • juice of 1 lime
  • 1 egg
  • 2 Tbsp coconut flour
  • 1/2 tsp baking soda
  • 1/8 tsp salt
  • 1 Tbsp avocado oil (olive or coconut oil would also work)

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Blend all ingredients in a blender or food processor.  Spread evenly on greased baking sheet.  You could also bake this in a 8×8 baking dish to make it thicker, in that case I would double the recipe.  Bake at 350 for between 15-20 minutes or until the bottom starts browning. This serves 4.  I only wish I had more plantains at the moment so I could make more!  I ate 2 servings back to back.  That’s probably why you shouldn’t SWYPO.  Very rarely am I like, ‘GIVE ME SEVERAL HELPINGS OF THAT RAW VEGETABLE!’  But that’s just me.

The jam is very easy to make.  You can do it while the bread is baking.  Combine all ingredients in a blender or food processor.  And that’s it!  Slather over the plantain bread with some pasture butter or ghee, and try to contain yourself.

Jam Ingredients:

  • 1 c chopped rhubarb
  • 1 1/3 c strawberries
  • 2 Tbsp chia seeds
  • 2 dates

Strawberry Rhubarb Juice

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Recently I went to a holistic health/acupuncture appointment (thanks, Living Social!).  You know what the best part was?  Lying in a dark room by myself for 30 minutes.  In total silence.  I didn’t even care that I was covered in tiny needles.  I hadn’t taken a nap by myself since my 3-year-old was born!  It was heavenly.  Anyway, during my consultation the practitioner suggested I try eating rhubarb for my postpartum hot flashes.  (If this is a glimpse of what Menopause is like, no thank you!  I’ll just skip that part of aging if you please, along with all the rest of it if possible.)

I don’t have much experience with rhubarb.  I think I’ve had it in pie once or twice, but it was most likely covered in sugar.  I knew it was sour, but I couldn’t say exactly what it tasted like by itself.  So I took a bite of some.  I wouldn’t recommend that exactly.  But it was quite delicious in this juice I concocted.  I know juice isn’t really Whole30.  Of course I do.  But I’m really tired of being overheated, and plus Rhubarb is technically a vegetable. I threw some kale in there too to balance out the fruit.  And also I’m on day 22 and I’m not starting over!  (I’m sticking my tongue out right now in protest)  I don’t use my juicer that much in general these days.  I don’t like losing the fiber of the fruits and vegetables, plus juices can be a little high in calories without being filling.  However.  I think a little juice here and there is a fine idea.  Especially when there are strawberries involved.

It’s too early to tell whether the rhubarb is affecting my unholy hot flashes, but the juice was so good I don’t even care!  I put 3 fruits in this juice to counteract the sourness of the rhubarb, but I think 2 would have been fine.  (I would probably leave out the apple next time.)  The taste of the strawberries comes out the most in this juice, with just a little punch from the rhubarb.  Drink some for your hot flashes, or just drink some for fun.

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Ingredients:

  • 1 red apple (I used Fuji)
  • 1 pear
  • 1 stalk rhubarb
  • 5 small strawberries
  • 2 handfuls chopped kale